THE BIG SHOW – DAY 20

Once upon a time there was a Little Italian Ape Boy and his mother called him Geno and he was the cutest little Italian Ape Boy she had ever seen and then one day he stole an apple and gave it to the Snake and told the Snake that if he ever ate the apple…


THE BIG SHOW – DAY 19

Good morning and I am live from the Weston Resort in Cape Coral FL where my Sailing Yacht is in the Yacht Club and I am well, where the hell am I? I had a very overpriced meal at the Westin last night which was really nothing more than bar food and I do not…


THE BIG SHOW – DAY 18

Good Morning fishing fans and we are live at the Fishing Rodeo in the Middle Grounds of the Gulf of Mexico and I am here reporting on the efforts of the Harbor Dock Hillbilly Fags Gang and their commercial fishing fleet in the Gulf of Mexico and they are out in full force this morning…


THE BIG SHOW – DAY 17

We are here in Panama City Beach FL this morning where I will start my sail across the Gulf of Mexico on my sailing yacht and escape the Redneck Rivera and the Harbor Dock Hillbilly Fag Gang that has been hired by Gene Luciano to take me down and tie me up and haul me…


THE BIG SHOW – DAY 16

Good morning and this is Day 16 on the Big Show and I am in Pensacola FL this morning to pick myself up a Country Girl to dance up on the bow of my sailing yacht as I sail around the Gulf Coast of Florida from Tiki Bar to Tiki Bar where I am setting…


THE BIG SHOW – DAY 15

  Good Morning sport fans and it’s a new day and we have an arrest report today and to bring you this announcement I have asked my Grand Father to call in and explain this arrest report so go ahead Grand Dad and I am not kidding.   My Grand Father From the Place That…


THE BIG SHOW – DAY 14

  Welcome to the Big Show and if this is your first visit please start reading back at Day One and then catch up so you will know who the characters are and what part you might already be playing in the plot and if you are returning then welcome back and this is the…


THE BIG SHOW – DAY 13

I was going to say that this is the last day of the blog but I guess you aren’t buying that Blow Shit bull shit any more and we are almost finished with the Blow Fish bull shit and about to let the shit hit the fan or the Arrest Report or the Crime Report…


THE BIG SHOW – DAY 12

This is the day that the Lord Jesus has made so let us rejoice and be glad that we are not imprisoned or thrown in a cell or having to eat Dog Shit at the Harbor Dock Hillbilly Fags Gang Bar in Downtown Destin FL where the food of the day is Dog Shit and…


THE BIG SHOW – DAY 11

This is my last blog. Gay Charles has given me an order to stop blogging and I have no other choice but to confer with his organization or either I will not be able to sleep at night and that’s not it, it’s that I won’t be able to wake up ever. See Gay Charles…


THE BIG SHOW – DAY 10

Welcome to this Auspicious Occasion and I am sure Randy Fucking You Over Gibson’s parents are looking up or down on this day on their little Pirate Randy son and thinking how proud they are that Randy Fucking You Over Gibson is actually getting a job and no longer being a burden on his wife…


THE BIG SHOW – DAY 9

Good Morning and this is the day that the Lord has made so let us rejoice in it and be glad and I have a caller and go ahead please.   Wayne’s Mother From the Grave: Wayne Ball this is your mother and your sister Carol K is telling me that you are causing the…


THE BIG SHOW – DAY 8

This is my last day of the blog. I have had so many complaints about the language of the characters and honesty I am ashamed to be associated with this bunch of low lives so I am pulling the plug and returning to our previously scheduled programming which is where I left off in Pensacola…


The BIG SHOW – DAY 7

Well I am alive! It was a close one, see the Harbor Dock Hillbilly Fag Gang got wind of the Blog and decided they wanted it down or me down or ran me down and took me out so they sent Kimmy the gang’s bartender whore out to track me down like the killer hit-woman…


THE BIG SHOW – DAY 6

    I was at my Beach House on Sandy Cay with my buddy Joe and his friend Randy watching a DVD. We decided to pick up Randy’s girl friend at work and eat sushi at Harbor Dock for dinner. We all rode together in my SUV. We picked up his girl friend and walked…


THE BIG SHOW – DAY 5

    Good Morning and I am here to announce the closing of the Pensacola Beach Bridge. That’s right Terri Lynn has taken over the Pensacola Beach Bridge. The National Guard closed the bridge yesterday evening. According to onlookers there were over 4000 Pimp and Whores from Mobile AL that read an evite on Craigslist…


THE BIG SHOW – DAY 4

Welcome back to The Show and we are in Pensacola Florida today at the Pensacola Beach Yacht Club and yesterday we were at the World Famous Flora-Bama Lounge and the last time I saw the owners Big John and Little John they where on their motor yacht with the Flora Bama flag flying on top…


THE BIG SHOW – DAY 3

Welcome to my Tiki Bar Tour. I have to say my Tiki Bar Tour because my buddy Jimmy Buffet did another Tiki Bar Tour years ago and stole my Tiki Bar Tour name and I have to deal with him on all his stealing on another day because today my featured artist and my friend…


THE BIG SHOW – DAY 2

This comes as quite a surprise. I was awoken this morning abruptly by the house keeper yelling at the dog screaming out “Give me my sexual devices” So I ran into the living room to find that my chocolate lab had retrieved all the used dildos from the bottom of the pool that had been…


THE BIG – SHOW DAY 1

I am just returning to my home in Roswell Georgia from being chased all over God’s Green Earth as Gene Luciano refers to it. I am pulling into the garage and my house keeper is going ballistic. She is screaming in broken English or broken Spanish “There are sexual devices in the pool Mr. Blow…